US President Barack Obama has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize.
The Nobel Committee said he won it for "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and co-operation between peoples".
The committee highlighted Mr Obama's efforts to support international bodies and promote nuclear disarmament.
What precisely has this snake oil salesman won the prize for?
What exactly has he actually contributed to the world - except of course an extreme record in supportng the slaughter of the most innocent of human beings, the unborn.
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