If you don't laugh, you'll cry!
"The Catholic Church is for saints and sinners alone. For respectable people the Anglican Church will do."
"Letting oneself be 'tossed here and there, carried about by every wind of doctrine', seems the only attitude that can cope with modern times. We are building a dictatorship of relativism that does not recognise anything as definitive and whose ultimate goal consists solely of one's own ego and desires."
Pope Benedict XVI